Jake | The General

Jake runs a dealership similarly to the red sweater wearing, chair throwing, legend we in Indiana refer to as The General. If you’re not sure how Jake feels about you, just ask him… he won’t mince words. Don’t get the wrong impression though, he’s like an old faithful dog. Oh, and ladies… he’s available (contain yourselves). If, that is, you can catch him for a few minutes between workouts and protein shakes.

Favorite Drink: Purple Drank

Favorite Show: Shameless Favorite Girlfriend: NA